Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 09:57

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I have a reading level above third grade
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I don’t cotton to rapists
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I don’t buy bullshit
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I see through liars
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I actually pay taxes
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I can count
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I understand how hurricane paths work
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I have complete contempt for fakery
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I can read
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday